Thursday, December 29, 2016
I have a new job
By Hobo Hudson
The extra perks I enjoyed as a well-known business dog were
the exclusive meals I shared with friends and business partners. During that
time, I developed a taste for fine and rich food and special drinks, and I
nurtured it after my retirement from the business world. It gave me energy and
made my life in old age so much more enjoyable.
Then, all hell broke loose. Now, after my first and I hope only
bout with pancreatitis, my mom and dad are strictly following my doctor’s
orders and have barred me from my beloved high-fat food. In exchange, they put
me on a very low-fat diet, and it’s for the birds.
What does my doctor know about what makes me happy and
productive? I’m still a working dog, and with four cats inside the house, work
never ends. And that led me to a brainstorm and the perfect solution for my troubles.
I took on the job of a janitor. Now, I’m not just any
janitor, I’m the dog who cleans up after the cats. But mind you, I don’t touch
and tackle their bathrooms. That’s exclusively my mom’s job. I take care of the
cats’ dining room. I watch my cat siblings like a hawk when they’re eating
their meals and desserts from a room away, and as soon as they’re finished, I
come running and do the cleanup. You wouldn’t believe what a mess they leave behind,
and I’m always more than eager to make sure there’s not a single crumb of any
kibble left on the floor. I’m very meticulous at my new job.
Being a cats’ janitor is very rewarding and fulfilling. I can recommend the job to any of my doggy
friends who are on a restrictive diet or want to earn some extra kibbles.
Monday, December 19, 2016
A surprise visit
By Sabrina Hudson
OMC, how proud I am. I had a visitor at home, someone who
just wanted to say hello to me and see how I was doing. Me alone. Something
like this has never happened to any of my kitty or doggy siblings.
Let me tell you: Yesterday afternoon, a friend of my parents
came by our home and asked if I was available for a visit. I was taking a nap
on Dad’s recliner, but when I heard the lady’s voice, I instantly recognized
her and jumped down to greet her. She was my guardian angel who fed me when I
showed up outside her fenced yard, hungry and homeless, and thus kept me alive.
She couldn’t offer me her home because she had dogs who didn’t like cats, but she
found an elderly lady next door who agreed to take me in. Unfortunately, the
health of my new caretaker deteriorated shortly afterward, making it impossible
for her to keep me.
I ended up on the streets again. That was when I met Hobo
and Wylie on their daily walks. I knew right away I wanted to move in with them,
and they, enamored with me, convinced their parents to adopt me. I tried to
follow them home right away, but my future doggy brothers were afraid it was
too long a walk for a little kitty like me. They promised me to have someone
sent with a pet carrier, pick me up and deliver me to their home.
The person who shoved me into the pet carrier after a fierce
struggle was my guardian angel. She’d also packed a bowl of canned food inside
the carrier, and the smell instantly calmed me down. By the time I arrived at
my new home, I’d eaten all the food, and I was full and happy. Ever since then,
I don’t mind the pet carrier, and I’m the only cat in the family who doesn’t
make a fuss to go into it when it’s time for a vet consultation.
When my guardian angel visited me yesterday, she couldn’t
believe how grown-up and beautiful I am now. Quite a difference from the
scrawny little thing she kept alive and helped to find a forever home.
Thursday, December 15, 2016
A book review of Foley Monster’s book “Tails from Rainbow Bridge”
By Hobo Hudson
My former attorney and very good friend, Ms. Foley Monster, has proved herself a great and compassionate author. Her just published book “Tails from Rainbow Bridge” chronicles the lives of her friends who preceded or followed her crossing of the Rainbow Bridge. It tells about their earthly accomplishments, ventures and antics, about their defiance to heed the call to the afterlife and about their work and play when they finally reached their eternal destiny while Ms. Foley Monster’s own life and feats unroll.
Having been an attorney who has become a judge at the
Rainbow Bridge, Ms. Foley Monster used the acquired proficiency and diligence
in writing her book. She took on an enormous task researching her friends’
lives, conducting interviews, arranging the details and putting it all
together. And she did an outstanding job.
The book is fantastic, witty and sad, hilarious and
mournful, encouraging and forlorn, wise and poignant, honest and wishful, and
your paws will turn the pages as the stories about your fellow dogs come to
life. It inspires us pets to keep doing what we do best: taking care of our
parents in any way we can wherever we are.
The book also shows Ms. Foley Monster’s flair for artwork.
The front book cover, as well as the back cover, has a beautiful design and the
cutest picture of the author herself.
The book is available at amazon.com
Monday, October 17, 2016
Letting the world go by …
By Hobo Hudson
Letting the world go by, and that’s not all I let happen after retirement. I let my health go by, too. I retired with the idea of easing up on my responsibilities and finding a hobby to relax, but instead, my life has remained as hectic as it was. My daily routine involves eating, sleeping, supervising Dad taking care of my vegetable and fruit production and my cafeteria for birds and squirrels in the backyard, dictating outlines of my new book to Mom, enforcing the contract I have with my cat siblings to supply me with a percentage of their treats, making sure the cats perform their sentry duty on the windowsill to the front yard, and protecting Mom, Dad and my doggy brother, Wylie, on our daily walks.
So, when I started feeling out of sorts, I attributed it to
stress. To make matters worse, Wylie, whom I had made partner to help me with
my busy schedule a while ago, had to undergo knee surgery and has been unable
to help. All the work fell on me, and never mind the vet saying fatty food had
most likely caused the pancreatitis I came down with, I say it was stress. While
I trust my vet with his diagnosis as long as he makes me feel better, I beg to
differ with his ordering me to go on a bland, low-fat diet because the mere
thought of it doesn’t make me feel good at all.
I had been healthy my whole life and never had to go to the
vet except for my annual examinations and vaccinations. I also could eat
whatever I wanted without suffering any ill effects. Of course, I threw up once
in a while, but it was never serious and was always a one-time affair. It
surely never cut down on my appetite. As far as I remember, I only had diarrhea
once or twice and it cleared up the same day.
Now, I had three surgeries, but they happened later in life
and were strictly age-related: a cataract surgery, which was an elective procedure,
and two skin surgeries to remove tags and growths, which usually appear with
old age. Maybe that should have been a warning and I should have known to rein
in my passion for rich food as I got older, but it never crossed my mind.
I know something was wrong when I lost my appetite and
couldn’t even stand the sight of food. I had to vomit a few times, and then the
worst started, the diarrhea. I can’t recall how many times Mom or Dad went
outside with me, and often, I couldn’t do anything even though I had an urge. During
the whole ordeal, I never felt weak or in pain, but the diarrhea didn’t ease
up, and I kept rejecting any kind of food.
Luckily, my vet found out right away that I was suffering
from pancreatitis, and after having been hooked up to an IV for several hours
three days in a row and having been medicated, I now feel better again. I was
hoping to celebrate my recovered health with a big juicy steak, but to my great
dismay, my favorite food will be off-limits for who knows how long.
Life isn’t fair. When I was a pup, I could eat steak three
times a day but couldn’t afford even a smell. Now that I can afford it, I can’t
eat it.
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Thursday, February 25, 2016
My skin surgery
By Hobo Hudson
Early this week, I had surgery big time. The vet cut me open
in six places. He removed two tumors on my chest—which I hope will be
benign—one skin tag on my head, another one on my cheek and three on my back, two
of which he could reach with only one incision. I thanked him for it.
But that’s not all. While the vet had me on the operating
table, he also cleaned my teeth and found out that he needed to pull three of
them. Don’t think I’m toothless yet. I still have more than enough teeth left
to devour a nice juicy steak without any problems, only I have to wait a few
days for it to happen. I have to let the tooth extractions heal. My mom
commented that I have now lost my fish breath, and I guess it should make me
happy and let me forget about the pain.
But seriously, I feel pretty good, and considering that I
will be 16 years old in less than a month, I went through the whole affair like
a champ. While Mom and Dad had been worried sick about my surgery, I said to
the vet’s nurse who called the next day asking how I was doing, “What surgery?
I’m doing fine as usual.”
I didn’t tell her, though, how much I relish the special
treatment I receive at home while I recuperate. Mom and Dad shower me with
extra petting—hugs don’t work that well because of all the sutures I have—and extra
praise, and they even bought me gourmet doggy food. Of course, my doggy brother
and my kitty siblings are constantly on their paws to accommodate me in any way
they can, although I have to be on my toes while eating or Wylie will try to
steal my gourmet food.
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Saturday, February 20, 2016
The Ruskin Doggy Band
By Wylie Hudson
I’ve decided to follow in my mom’s footsteps and become an artist. Not an author, though. I’m leaving the book writing to Mom and Hobo. I’m seeing myself more as a performer and thinking of becoming a musician.
Our neighbor Bongo, a huge black Labrador, and I are seriously considering to form the Ruskin Doggy Band. Every time we meet, we practice singing together, and it’s getting better and better. Bongo always sets the pitch and I tune in and from there on, lovely tones come pouring out of our mouths, all in perfect harmony. It sounds fantastic, and it just comes naturally to us.
Selling our music on the Internet will bring in a lot of
kibbles, I’m sure about it, and I’ll finally be known for something besides
being Hobo’s second paw. Our music might even become a bigger hit than Hobo’s
books.
I don’t know how, when and where we’ll do our first
recording, and I’m letting Hobo take care of it. He is more experienced in
entrepreneur stuff than Bongo and I. But we’re already giving out free passes
to the recording session. So, if you’re interested in seeing and hearing Bongo
and me perform our musical duet, email Hobo@pmail.com for a free ticket.
Friday, January 29, 2016
Settling in
By Sabrina
Hudson
As soon as
Hobo invited me inside the house the first time, he explained that my future
duties would include, in addition to being a part-time lap warmer, to stay
awake all night to keep the mice from nibbling on Dad’s toes and also to awaken
Dad promptly at 2 o’clock in the morning.
When the
magic night arrived and Hobo told me it was time to stay inside and assume my
duties, I was all prepared. Dad picked me up and put me on the bed beside him,
but I knew this wasn’t the best way to keep the mice away, so I jumped down and
made a thorough inspection of the entire bedroom and then lay down across the
open bedroom door to prevent any mice from entering the room.
This proved
to be a long night as I alternated my vision from the hallway to Dad sleeping
and from Thomas peacefully sleeping at Dad’s feet to the clock’s hands ever so
slowly turning to mark the passage of time until the hands finally showed 2
a.m.
The bedroom
was dark, but I could discern a black mass where Dad was lying on his side. I
launched myself at what I thought would be the edge of the bed but misjudged
the distance and landed right on top of Dad’s side. Feeling myself start to
slip off, I instinctively extended my front claws and dug in. However, I
continued to slip, leaving ten neat tracks of red across Dad’s chest. Dad
screamed and bolted upright, jumped out of bed and ran for the bathroom. I, of
course, ran for safety.
Thomas
sauntered out into the living room a few minutes later and coaxed me out of my
hiding place behind the sofa. He marveled at the unique way I had of waking Dad
but explained to me it might be better if I just jumped up on the bed beside Dad
and gently poked him with my paw or tickled his nose with the tip of my tail.
After a long
while, Dad came stumbling through the living room covered with so many bandages
he looked like a mummy and told us that he had been attacked by a wildcat while
he was sleeping and he might have to hire a pit bull to protect himself.
Luckily, Thomas didn’t give me away.
Dad went into
the kitchen, started a pot of coffee and arranged his breakfast on the
breakfast bar with Thomas observing closely. When all was ready and Dad sat
down to eat, Thomas jumped onto the nearest dining room chair so he could reach
Dad’s fingers for a handout. He then called me to come over and whispered into
my ear to rub against Dad’s leg and Dad would give me some tasty tidbits also. I
did as instructed and received what I thought was a wonderful breakfast.
After we ate
everything Dad offered, Thomas hopped down and explained to me this had been
just an appetizer and Mom would give us breakfast later when she ate.
True to
Thomas’ prediction, Mom soon came out of the bedroom, and I walked with her
into the kitchen and jumped into the chair Thomas had occupied. Mom told me she
would give me breakfast in just a minute and took out a bowl and poured some
dry stuff into it and then filled the bowl with milk. However, instead of
giving it to me, she turned and walked away.
I was
naturally curious about what my breakfast was to be, so I jumped onto the
breakfast bar to check it out. A quick bite told me the dry stuff wasn’t very
good but the milk was delicious, and I was happily lapping it up when lightning
started to flash and thunder filled the room. The ceiling started to vibrate,
and I was afraid it would crash down at any moment, and so I dove under the
kitchen table and closed my eyes. When the thunder finally began to abate, I
cautiously opened an eye and saw the lightning was coming from Mom’s eyes and
the thunder from her lips.
“SABRINA!”
she screamed. “BAD CAT! That was MY breakfast! Yours will be on the floor in a
few minutes.”
I guess I
stepped on my tail that time but things went pretty smoothly after that,
although it took a little while to become accustomed to being a lap warmer, but
now I really enjoy it and hop into Mom’s or Dad’s lap as soon as they sit down.
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This was Hobo Hudson, my doggy brother, a little terrier mix with black fur. He became famous after his first attempt at writing stories, which was an article published in the newsletter of our local animal shelter, the same shelter in which I ended up years later before Hobo and his parents adopted me. Hobo’s fame quickly spread as he made a name for himself as a business dog and an adventurer. To keep his memory alive, my doggy sister, my three kitty siblings and I, Wylie Hudson, are continuing his blog. Our mom is the blog’s editor.
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