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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Doggy humor: Press release

Ruskin, Fla., April 11, 2011

News and Tales announced today that the famous Hobo Hudson has agreed to come out of retirement and assume the position of Barker for News and Tales, a start-up website.

Hobo is quoted as barking, “Mom’s writing is still excellent, and the humans love it. However, it still appears blah to us dogs, and I plan to enliven her website with stories of interest to us dogs and hope to increase the daily readership by a factor of 50 within a few issues.”

After issuing this brief barkment and giving his mom some quick instructional barks, he rushed off to the local steak house to meet his dad for a celebratory dinner complete with beef beer and marrow bone pie for dessert.

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My name is Hobo Hudson. I’ve always considered myself a terrier mix, and I’m going to leave it at that. I used to share my mom’s website writing about my life, but Mom’s stories somehow got in my way. So, I deemed it more appropriate to open my own blog, which also allows me to engage my siblings in writing posts if I’m running short on time. After all, I’m a busy dog. My mom helps me with my blog now and then, but I think it’s only to safeguard my good reputation. Her website, newsandtales.com, contains some great stories.
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